These are courtesy of one of my favorite local talk show hosts. Larry you are hilarious!
Did you hear Obama is serving lunch today? He is starting with 2 fishes and 5 loaves of bread.
Announcer: Which of the three presidential candidates would you like to have a drink with?
Larry: I would like to have a drink with Obama to see the water turn into wine.
The last jokes courtesy of bumper stickers on cafepress.com.
"Life's A Bitch So Don't Vote For One"
"Hillary, Changing Democracy One Socialist Idea At A Time"
"Another Thinking Republican Who Won't Vote For McCain"-My favorite
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